Flabbergassed

Why would anyone want either of those things?

My job was taken by Dave.

I guess it doesn’t work very well, since you’re commenting in this post.

I hope you’re not kink shaming.

I’ve had items show different prices of an item on 3 different devices all logged into the same account.

Did Elon buy Wikipedia? I must have missed that.

Maybe I don’t deserve the money, but I need donations, if you can afford it.

I rarely get the top speed that I pay for. At least I’m not paying $900/month for the same speed.

I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.

It identifies as a goat. Please don’t misspecies it.

Is there someone using Threads?

Vaginally

Then you have wet socks all day

What is a private tracker?

5

I’m calling BS on this. Their “explanation” was “it uses ultraviolet light”. Then they say they can’t explain it because nobody can understand it. Even if it were possible to electronically manufacture vegetables, what would be the advantage? How much electricity, equipment, and raw material would it take compared to conventional farming? What are those raw materials, and what does it require to produce them?

I thought it was the Shake Weight.