RIP St George

If there was a god, she went to the store for a pack of cigarettes a loooooooooooong time ago.

A vote for Bart is a vote for ANARCHY!

Mr Weebl is a legend.

Well, then, check this out.

I’d say these views are more mainstream than you might know.

I’m so fucking tired of the word “cringe” lately.

“Me and the boys was wonderin’ if we could go family style on 'er…?”

“Rob Schneider is Kenny!”

Titan A.E. isn’t great, but for some reason i enjoyed it.

Ditto Battle: Los Angeles

“Boy, you the God damn devil.”

Technician A: “Here’s where the infant went through the windshield. Three points.”

Technician B: "The teenager’s braces around the backseat ashtray would make a good “anti-smoking” ad.

Technician A: "The father must’ve been huge. See how the fat burnt into the driver’s seat with his polyester shirt? Very “modern art.”

“Thank you sir, may I have another!”

Carlin’s 2 Commandments:

Always be honest and faithful to the provider of thine nookie.

Try real fuckin’ hard to not kill anyone unless they worship another invisible man than you.

Add Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn to that pile. Can’t stand any of 'em.

Are we talking about Jack Black, or The Rock…?

Well said. Can’t stand that guy.

A fellow connoisseur of the arts.

Are we not still doing “phrasing”?!

Fuck. I weep for the species.