I have a graduate degree in psychology

You would know better than me, but just from personal life experience, I tell people “Don’t try to ascribe rational motivations to irrational actors, because the effort will just make you crazy in turn.”

There’s only one way to find out if you’re right or wrong. Let’s release those files!

Cockroaches do a lot of litter cleanup out in nature. I worry about what might happen if they vanished. But those malaria mosquitoes can fuck right off to Hell as far as I’m concerned.

The white supremacists are losing the numbers game, so “something must be done before it’s too late.”

I’m not going to lie, sometimes I have fun in my car by just practicing various maniacal Joker laughs.

We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news.

Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”

~ John Ehrlichman, Assistant to the President for Domestic Affairs under President Richard Nixon

Ralphie

and Verne

and Neville

Perhaps you could get AMD to pay you $35 billion for the hypothetical potential of amusement later on.

Libs HATE it when strong MAGA men cut their own dicks off!

For my friends everything, for my enemies the law.

–Oscar R. Benavides

We’ll discuss Elrond’s muscle mommy fixation at a later time.

That is not dead which can eternal lie.

Those are awesome. It doesn’t quite reach those heights, but I was always fond of the opening theme from Ski or Die.

And of course the traditional sentence for dice which misbehave one too many times.

Also if you grind up a Zippo and sprinkle it on top, it’ll make the meal just a little bit lighter.

This scenario would also make the various economic crises of the last twenty-ish years look like a calm Sunday picnic. America can sustain stupid non-productive forever wars overseas because we have a very-nearly functional society and economy here at home. If the American government starts trying to violently subjugate its own citizens, we will see in real time just how complicated, interconnected, and fragile our internal infrastructure really is.