That’s a good point. I haven’t actually used it in a while. But, my thought on it was if I do it at that specific time and in the hope that others do the same, it sends a message.

I’m deleting my account the day before they implement this.

sigh I thought this was a riddle for a good while before I read the past the title.

A guillotine

Ha! That got me!

Don’t like it, eat a different goddamned ghost.

Yeah! I always imagine them as grape bubblegum flavored!

The ghosts in Pac-Man

When I was very young, maybe 7 or 8, my parents took me to Rancocas Nature center in Westhampton, NJ. There was a jar full of tiny, rubber dinosaur figurines in bright neon colors because it was the 80s. I asked my parents if I could get one, but they said no (we had very little money). Well, the ranger manning the shop held up a little orange ankylosaurus and said if I could name it, I could keep it. Well, grade school me was like, “Game on, motherfucker! It’s my time to shine!” I wound up winning 4 of them before the ranger said he might get in trouble if we kept on going. I don’t remember what the other three were, but that neon orange ankylosaurus was my favorite toy for a very long time!

I hope that ranger is having a great life!

Relationship mechanics. If I give someone a pumpkin twice a week, they’re just going to be confused and pissed.

Oh, come the fuck on…

When you can hear each others same jokes for the umpteenth time and still laugh.

I can’t be the only person who first read “Fuckwhale”

Tidus

Nice try, pickpocket!

Pet my cat Woodworking Reading Watching After Hours or OPCD Hanging out with my wife (100% effective)

I like the second one better. The white is a little too much for a dark bottle.

Anyone else see Darkwing Duck in that image at first?

Ted Lasso