Relationship mechanics. If I give someone a pumpkin twice a week, they’re just going to be confused and pissed.

Oh, come the fuck on…

When you can hear each others same jokes for the umpteenth time and still laugh.

I can’t be the only person who first read “Fuckwhale”

Tidus

Nice try, pickpocket!

Pet my cat Woodworking Reading Watching After Hours or OPCD Hanging out with my wife (100% effective)

I like the second one better. The white is a little too much for a dark bottle.

Anyone else see Darkwing Duck in that image at first?

Ted Lasso

Super subjective, but for my handtool woodworking, my grail is a pistol grip Stanley 610 drill. Do t know why, but ever since I saw one, I’ve wanted it!

Grunch

Cheesesteaks and yeungling

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

It’s mega-maid, sir! She’s gone from suck to blow!

I had a friend whose dog had 5 puppies in his 1BR apartment. The smell of urine was bad enough that it choked you and made your eyes water. This house must be a toxic nightmare

A friend of mine turned me on to pineapple and peanut butter on my burger. It is weirdly amazing.

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

Dick Van Dyke and Dolly Parton are the real American royalty.

I’m thankful that I found a good place to volunteer, a local historical mill and farm. I get to take care of the sheep and learned how to trim their hooves. Soon we will be building a wood shop on the premises and later rebuilding the dam, millrace, and gristmill!