The gingerbread man
Farfetch’d
So you know in the Monster Hunter games where you eat a big ol’ feast before a hunt?
I don’t know which monster they cook up, but whichever it is, is probably incredibly delicious.
Mooshroom is the only one I can think of right know, I think their meat would taste like standard cow meat but embedded with mushroom flavor or something like that.
Oh! Also could SCP-999 taste good? It’s like a blob of orange jello from what I recall. I wouldn’t want to eat it but it would probably taste good.
I hear good things about unicorns… but i would never eat an endangered species.
The animal at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe that wants to be eaten.
Pulled Winnie the Pooh.
It’s honey marinated and fat.
I believe one of the lines from the song is ‘stuffed with fluff’ so I don’t know, could be a little fuzzy.
This. Winnie the Pooh is canonically a teddy bear, presumably only alive by some sort of magic. Likewise, Kanga, Roo, Eeyore, Tigger and Piglet.
Rabbit and Owl, however, were real, living creatures - the true inhabitants of the wood - with related magic allowing them to interact.
So basically, yes, Pooh isn’t edible.
This is the winner
Had never heard of that before, thanks for mentioning it.
Plot twist: The gods of Valhalla all have old white man taste buds, and it’s main “flavour” is dry and tough.
Whichever old white guy you’ve met can’t cook pork properly
Särimner seems like an easy choice tbh
Chocobos are just large chickens, so…
you know you can just eat ostriches right? It was a meme in the 90s to open ostrich farms, they might have all closed by now though.
I mean, there’s at least one less since last year.
You can, but the post is about fictional creatures.
The ghosts in Pac-Man
I bet they’re fruit flavoured.
Yeah! I always imagine them as grape bubblegum flavored!
Ew
Don’t like it, eat a different goddamned ghost.
Nah I want that Mrs. Pacman pussy. That Pacussy.
Jabba the Hutt
Pizza the hutt!
This is the correct answer. Even Pizza the Hutt seems to agree.
honestly no… i don’t imagine slugs taste good. I don’t even imagine snakes taste good, I’ve never eaten a reptile before. Jabba is a snake slug bloated full of space weed and covered in his own ejaculate. I don’t know how I’d clean that up to make an appetising meal and I don’t expect it to taste good anyway.
Have you tried oysters?
Ameglian Major Cow, must have been created for flavor as well.
Waiter: Would you all like to see the menu? Or would you care to meet the main dish of the day?
Arthur: Meet?
Trillian: What is it?
Waiter: It’s an Ameglian Major Cow. I’ll bring him over.
Zaphod: Ok, we’ll meet the meat. that’s cool. [a large Pig-like creature is wheeled in on a trolley]
Dish of the Day: Bweeeh… [clears throat] Good evening, Madam and Gentlemen. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? [Arthur and Trillian go “Huh?”]
Ford: Oh, well.
Dish of the Day: Something off my shoulder, perhaps, brazed in a little White Wine sauce?
Arthur: Your shoulder?
Dish of the Day: Well, naturally mine, sir. Nobody else’s is mine to offer. [clears throat] The, uh, rump is very good, sir. I have been exercising and eating plenty of grain so there’s a lot of good meat there. [moos] Or a casserole of me, perhaps?
Trillian: You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?
Ford: Me, I don’t mean anything.
Smurfs
I bet that Golden Goose tastes fucking awesome.
I mean. Goose is delicious, so I bet the mythical goose is mythically delicious.
Are there any fairy tale ducks? I’d chow down on some fantastic duck too.
Unicorn, that way I can live forever :o
But you would only live a half-life, a cursed life. So in some amount of time, half of your particles would have decayed, and then half again after the same period, until you entirely decay.
He would live almost forever. Zeno’s Decayed Unicorn Eater.
