What’s the old saying about: if one woman can make a baby in 9 months, 9 women should be able to make a baby in 1 month

spot on

Oklahoma

No we haven’t

I would beat the absolute shit out of this bitch if he tried that

Correct lol we suck. Except food in OKC is actually pretty freaking solid

Incorrect

Let them fucking secede if they want to make their own rules so bad. As we say in Oklahoma, it’s 11:30 and Texas still sucks

That’s not how trespass works. You have to be “noticed” that you are not welcome on the property. Once you are on notice you have trespassed if you haven’t left

You never know 😉

I’m gonna be pedantic for a second, hanged* not “hung”

Yeah no shit

Florida republicans are going to tank their own economy/workforce then Pikachu-face when they get fucked over

Well now that cow is stuck in my head thanks

Not always brother

Goddamn, every time I get more info on this story it just gets worse. I can’t imagine killing an animal that wasn’t a danger or deserved a merciful death.

lol empty a clip into Mother Nature

Good

Just random? Like maybe ban ice cubes and fitness gyms and people with braces? Just randomness lol

Biden could just pardon himself, and then let congress fix the issue. He shouldn’t have to go to jail if he’s going to play by SCOTUS’s dumb rules