I know! It’s not like they have some of the best chefs on the planet
If you knew about cooking, you’d know slow roasting is better for caramélisation than frying
Recipes can be improved upon in other ways than adding butter and high fructose corn syrup
I never thought I’d see the day
When someone writes a poem
The first thing that we say to them
Is “Did you use an LLM?” :(
If a poem neither rhymes nor scans,
Sorry for my spite
It’s no longer poetry
It’s someone talking shite
A bit more of a de-developing country
And no, I don’t have a stutter
Doesn’t get much more slappin’ than Partystarter
An entire country of fucking cowards 😂
Christ there’s a generation of Brits only know that name because of a pædo 😂
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SwozMhzTTbs&si=qTeXDDhVFjTMxlv9
I’ve noticed in recent times
Poetry doesn’t rhyme
And even when it can
It doesn’t scan
It’s shit, it’s true
I blame haiku
Nope, try this one - https://www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes/french-onion-soup-recipe
It’s divine
Scotland was, oddly, the last country in the UK do get rid of blasphemy laws, so the generation before mine used phrases like -
Jings, crivvens and help ma Boab!
And
In the name o the wee man!
Definitely don’t Google “2K spray paint” because it’s impossible to remove and you can seriously damage surveillance devices with it, like cameras and stuff I dunno
Just a lot more gun-owning cowards
Oui, il m’arrive d’inventer des choses pour le plaisir ;)
The cleaner used to be called Jif, it’s been called Cif since they started selling it in France, where “Jif” is slang for a condom lol
If you like phone puzzle games, have you tried Monument Valley?
The French - Would you like me to burn your fucking car?
Very first thing on the list - support local businesses
Aye they need the support because the taxes are fucking crippling for small business 😅
But at least the taxes aren’t quite so much being funnelled into “turning Palestinian toddlers into skeletons”
Gin and tonic
Polite society - “Never, ever discuss politics or religion. Thinking that you can change someone’s mind on either of these subjects is foolish and arrogant and the conversation will always, without fail, end in an argument”
Americans for some fucking reason - “Hold my high fructose corn syrup”
He seems to have astonishing balance for someone with one leg