Elonia Trump.

Didn’t Hitler kill the other popular Nazi leaders because he feared their ability to take over the party?

That will be a fun day of news.

Twitter dies when advertisers realize there’s no money in paying to advertise there. The moment it becomes more advantageous to pay for the ads somewhere else, it collapses.

It was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual!!!

They should make sanders or Cortez the head of the DNC and be done with it.

(I know that’s not how it works, but still.)

Or start stapling posters places.

Out the window? Recoverable. Shredded to bits at the bottom of a dirty disposal, just like the constitution? That’s where it’ll go.

My district voted 86% for Trump to 14% for Harris.

I have no neighbors. Just people who will report me to the secret police in the future.

One last hurrah from dark Brandon and his nuclear football would really change that electoral count.

THIS is the bad place!

Oh, I know it. They don’t believe that’s how tariffs work because “Trump said so!!!¡1!”

Here I am remembering my AP US History, crying.

My whole family voted for Donald Trump. I’m gay. They voted for me and my friends to get murdered so gas prices would go down.

Any EU guys want a neurodivergent American boyfriend? I could really use an out.

To the camps, I think?

I’ll be there once he gets to the gay part of the list.

Is it tho??

I thought it was because I was having a whole bunch of gay sex. Damn.

Even then, the maga people will claim it’s a fake election with ballot stuffing like Russia does.

There’s no winning. If they win, they won. It they lose, they won. If they lose a hell of a lot, they won so much it hurts.

Well, that’s how you make a good curse.

Gender inequality isn’t solved via paperwork. If anything that would make pay equity even harder to achieve.

And they are an energy source for the good microbes there too.

Gotta get those microbial micronutrients.

Well, physical scrubbing, sure. But also, specific fibers are required for a healthy gut microbiome to function and maintain a proper balance of microbes that produce other micronutrients that your body cannot make on its own as well as fending off the types of microbes that subsist of sugars and fats alone.