I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.
I mean sure but I think there’s a few extra steps between “feeling” this way and fucking doing it.
Hey stranger wanna see my hog?
Yeah what the heck!?
Tragic. He was just happy to see them after all.
Fuck the system.
The end 😂😂😂
It is what it is.
If only I didn’t keep scrolling, thinking I’ll just look it up in a second. Now it’s gone forever.
High five, same. Except phone.
I hold it with my feet and keep scrolling with my schlong while I wipe. Then after I wash my hands I continue doing this.
Plop the ham thusly, please
Yeah! Whatever it takes to get that ice cream in my mouth. Bite, lick, slurp, pick it off my shirt with my fingers, suck the remaining ice cream out of my shirt, whatever I need to do. Mostly bite it though. Little bit at a time.
Eyes.