Girl… you know all my possés are commitatus.

Wolf’s Rain soundtrack.

I imagine the population of New Mexico is going to swell quite a bit in the next four years.

Ring of Ringing. Causes wearer’s ears to ring. When removed the ring itself begins to ring.

Getting booted from Coast to Coast didn’t do him any favors.

Seraphina

Squirrels:

Go Squirrels!

She didn’t marry. She became an MI-5 agent.

A child rapist that never passed the Bar would be a bit of a tough sell for AG.

George Foreman once described Mike Tyson as a “cross-town bus in boxing trunks”.

Same as the old boss…

Give 'em an Archie Slap for even suggesting that shit.

It’s Warframe for folks who aren’t foot fetishists.

Ultimate goth cred is having permanatly black fingernails from radioactive fallout.

Diamonds… come on.

Hence the grudge.

No, you’re thinking of your ass.

Why do your job when you can just hold a grudge against the Democrats? I hope whoever suggested Garland is working at a capital starbucks now.

Seriously… it’s the Mirror Universe West Wing.