At this point I have to believe that it’s a core tenet of the bible.

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Awfully complicated for something that can be defeated by a blanket.

Seems fun until you find yourself playing the same 2 levels of “Barbie Horse Adventures” 40 hours a week (60+ during crunch) for 8 months.

I appreciate your effort, but I’ve been through all of that already. Forum posts across the internet and the best “solution” I can find is to not plug the controller in until the title screen… Which doesn’t always work.

There have been times where I could play without issue for 4 hours or more. There are also times that I load the game and am immediately punching at the air or getting in and out of a vehicle without pressing any buttons at all.

This isn’t an issue with the controller layout. This is specific to this game and how it registers controller input.

Upvoting because you simply admitted you were wrong. It’s nice to see some human interaction once in a while.

That’s how I play it now. I tried through the Epic app and still have the same issues.

You bring up another good point: post-apocalyptic mailman trying to rebuild America isn’t exactly captivating, especially at a time when America is taking actions to prove itself unworthy of being rebuilt, even if only in a fantasy setting.

Not set up like that on my couch.

Besides, in 40 years of gaming, Death Stranding is the ONLY game I’ve ever had to deal with this in. Plenty of games with bad controls and horrendous responsiveness, but this is the only one that is so supremely fucked in this way.

I have over 50% of the achievements in Death Stranding (can’t find my play time on the stupid Epic site) and am a breath away from stopping altogether due to the control issues.

Trying to play this fucking game with a controller is an exercise in frustration. For some fucking reason, the game can’t handle using a controller without sending phantom inputs after a short time.

If I hadn’t gotten the game for free on the Epic store I’d be pissed for giving my money for broken shit.

If by “arrest” you actually mean “elect”, then yes.

I think some mega church bought it so they can continue his works.

In the US I think I saved $20 at the end of 2 years by getting the console and gamepass bundle. Then canceled gamepass when they raised the price.

If you don’t remove all of the cancer and rot, it will continue to fester and grow until it kills the host.

BMW turn signals are only decals.

Americans are afraid it’s yet another thing Canada does better than them.

Well of course. You took their oxys away.

If by “victims” you mean “the people whose lives will be ruined if the unredacted files are fully released”, then yes.

Canadian cougars politely ask how you would like to be mauled.

Bill Gates may be a cheating pedophile, and Microsoft is definitely a shitty company, but the two split a dozen years ago.