Well of course. You took their oxys away.

If by “victims” you mean “the people whose lives will be ruined if the unredacted files are fully released”, then yes.

Canadian cougars politely ask how you would like to be mauled.

Bill Gates may be a cheating pedophile, and Microsoft is definitely a shitty company, but the two split a dozen years ago.

A restraining order potion would make a mint!

Hulu hasn’t been recording NBC shows for 3 weeks now.

Modern churches have nothing to do with Jesus.

Is he trying to reverse-psychology MTG into voting “no”?

You just described virtually every Christian I’ve ever met.

I’m a software tester. I break everything I use whether I’m trying or not.

I used to mow lawns growing up. Would listen to headphones to drown out the mower. 30 years later I essentially hear this 24/7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D96_1AsUajA My wife (and everyone else who knows me) knows my general hearing is bad, but not horribly so, and much worse in noisy situations. There are times when I don’t hear that tone as much, but it’s there every morning when I wake up and it’s quiet.

Also, at max volume, I had to hold the phone speaker on my ear to make sure it was even playing.

Frequencies above 6k-7k have disappeared/are always there.

Do yourself a favor and take advantage of noise-canceling headphones so you can keep the volume down.

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I love how easy Lemmy makes it to block dumb-fuck children.

“That could mean biological needs like food or sleep, social needs like work or seeing friends and family, or self-improvement like exercise or pursuing hobbies…”

Work has done all of this to me on repeated occasions, but I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to work.

Though… I suppose I am addicted to the resulting paycheck.

Allow me to introduce you to Phoenix Jones

Yeah, the young Crypt Keeper might be up for it… As long as no one writes any dissenting opinions in chalk anywhere near him.

You must be QA.

Still waiting for the rollable screen so I can pull out my phablet and unroll it like a medieval scroll.

“Hear ye! Hear ye!..”

This explains my work cycle. Luckily I work from home.

Clothing is a courtesy I wear for others.