That’s the goal. Maybe “Flowmeister AI” becomes the best Chia Pet tracker and makes gestapo searches useless.

It’s because those motherfuckers desperately want to meet God and believe Trump is their fastpass to heaven.

Right? How about this: I’ll keep the swearing to a minimum if you remove all the religious bobbles from your desk and stop talking about God. You don’t have a monopoly on being offended, and respect goes both ways.

More or less damage than he’s currently doing?

The next rally would charge a premium to sit in the “splash zone”.

My recent benefits enrollment meeting talked about being able to do an annual physical through a virtual visit. Being a man of a certain age, “self rectal exam” was the first thing I thought about.

Great! Now that you’ve said that, republicans are going to try to outlaw transistors. Or, at the very least, round them up and try to “fix” them into basic resistors.

“I wanna drink some milk, but it’s so flimmin-flammin hard to open.”

The current republican party is just the nazi party with a GOP flag.

Looking around like “yo! Is anyone else seeing this!?”

Yeah, that’s kinda the whole point of religion.

I’m gonna go ahead and believe you this time, but I’ve been told size doesn’t matter a few times before…

Gandalf was going to tell a tale about Bilbo’s life during the party, and Middle Earth doesn’t have slide projectors.

I’ve been toying with the idea of carrying around a short stack of swastika stickers to put on Trump cars just so they know we truly see them.

Nature vs. Nurture says that at least part of the blame is hers.

He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

Given what we know about the church, this very well could have been a case of being drugged and coercion.

You may not be interested in what any “celebrity” chooses politically, but there are huge groups of (stupid) people who let the people they like/follow dictate their choices.

As much as the Idiocracy of this is apparent, I don’t mind because it may get more people actually involved.

Politics is a combination of indoctrination and team sport. If not for indoctrination, the conservative team would have very few players.