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I’m here for the colors :3 teehee
Gay, trans, satanist, willing to fight God, lizard father
I’m here for the colors :3 teehee
Simply the only solution
My Son, SpiralLinux, is the neatest lil package of Debian you could ever want. It comes with all the Bluetooth and Wi-Fi drivers I need and it actually has an installer (Calamari’s I think?) that’s efficient and easy to understand.
Other than that-…. Uuuuhhhhh have you tried Hanna Montana OS?
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You’re right; the cops cured his bipolar disorder /s
Oof in that same vein, we could use a Samuel Vimes sort wandering around dispensing justice…
The Azumanga Daioh soundtrack is my personal favorite!
Wow! Now I have three cool skink facts! Thank you!
Regretfully I only have two skink facts. If you’d like, I can start making them up? Or replacing real facts with skinks?
Did you know the Ancient Egyptians worshiped skinks (crocodiles) for the way they protect their young? And the temple in Skinkodopolis, priests would bejewel these skinks, and mummify them along with pets and servants.
Skinks are a social reptile! Unlike more solitary species, skinks can and do congregate.
Often for quinceañeras!
Did you know: there’s a mathematical formula that uses the length of a skinks toes and the length of its tail to determine how arboreal the species is?
Also, skinks wanna be your friend!
The key is to never take a clear pause; semicolons only; make them worried if you’re alright with a torrent of Skink facts.
Did you know: early 20th century French blade sharpeners would lay face down, to preserve their posture and neck. But the work was cold, so they’d ’hire’ dogs to lay on their legs to keep them warm!
Staying perfectly still?
Believe it or not this is loitering, or illegal standing.
Hellfire missile.
Wrong.
Hellfire missile. Instantly.
“As an Al, I can only provide information I found scribbled on the walls of a public washroom. Or you can watch me Google awkwardly on my phone for a beat. Your choice.”
Cheaper (in the US) and sweeter. Better fruit easily
This seems less snipy than my plan. Can they at least be armed?
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again; strip the army and arm the FDA. Lead in your cinnamon pills? Sniped.
No quarter.
Kids are scary because they remind me of me and I can’t have another one of those bastards running around, muckin about