The only thing wrong with me is this cough that I’ve had for more than a month and won’t go away

I a cough that won’t go away. It’s not as bad now but two weeks ago I was losing a lung coughing go bad

People are horny

Yay

Not usually no but it happens

That’d be dope

I think we should just shove both leaders into a submersible

Guy at a party had a bunch of cut up cerial boxes tied around him, some with knives in them. He was a cerial killer.

At this point they realized they fucked up

Rock and stone in the heart

I think we should just cram both leaders into a submersible

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I saw “Trump” and “attacked” and immediately knew he was spittin words lol

Wow I didn’t mind purchasing content before… My pirate hat is now officially glued to my fucking head.

I just joined lemmy yesterday. I’m also a seasoned pirate of 18 years.

Ima try that later. Had the activate windows water mark on my monitor for like a year lol.

They’ll all slowly drop one by one while the smoothe skins take over.