It’s a gratuity.

I come from a time when seeing a therapist meant you were crazy and might either chew someone’s leg off or kill yourself any moment. You’re spot on.

Naw, the Texas Drunk is a buddy of mine. He’s out east these days but his heart and his drinking problem are here with us.

I’m definitely a problem drinker (I don’t recommend it, self medication is a bitch) but I’ve seen that guy do two weeks straight of staying drunk morning to night on vacation. We went camping at the beach and at 7 am I heard the csshh of a beer opening after being up most of the night drinking. He’s been doing that since 1998. If he’s not doing something that needs sobriety he’s tanked.

One of the best guys I know. I’m just a drunk and I never want that other title. Too much work. I’m only tanked a couple of nights a week most of the time.

That’s to make sure you don’t have Twinnings brand tannerite.

They’re looking for explosives and weapons (kind of, badly). They absolutely do not give a shit about drugs unless you’re carrying cocaine that has been shaped into a weapon.

“Don’t you remember a few weeks ago when you said you wanted to…”

Project 2025 Administrative Slogan.

I spell shit wrong because I’m a drunk. Whoever reads this, listen to this person and not me.

Fuck Raphael “Ted” “my wife is ugly and incapable of taking care of our children without me supervising” Cruz.

I liked him until he shot himself in the foot. He’s nonviable for a while now though.

Safety precautions are so important. Duds go in the bucket and you use a grabber. Never touch something that didn’t go off.

From the book The Chronicles of Mad Maxine and from Dark Side of the Ring S01E06.

You’ve got to refrigerate it and keep it in the “Sta-Fresh” pack until ready for use.

Halfway through there’s a drunk woman and her reluctant husband/boyfriend/male friend/drafted stranger who sings “Picture” by Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow.

I miss Batboy and Elvis being spotted in their convertible UFO.

Bill’s whole show is just people running around in huge puppet heads chanting that interspersed with Three Little Pigs.

I highly recommend it. Even I had a hard time being drunk while sweating everything out due to the heavy cardio.

I hate to say it, but Amazon Handmade is the only one stop shop I’ve found that can compete so far. I’m hoping that changes soon.

Depending on what you want there are specific marketplaces dealing in it. Aftcra tried to do American handcrafted stuff but they closed down recently. Most of the places are just T-shirt or other textile printing on demand or they give you the tools to make your own storefront without the cohesive “search everything we’ve got” format of Etsy.

That’s what I’ve found, which means I could be way the fuck off base because I’m just a drunk and I’m not passionate about handmade goods unless I happen to run across them locally.

“Not by the hair on my dick, fuckface!”

I think Green Jellÿ should use that.

Same. It’s actually the reason I chose Android over IOS way way back in the day.

It was too late for those old fucks as well.

I got on ICQ in 97 or 98 to keep up with friends from a MUD and mine was 7 digits. I haven’t logged into it in over a decade because when I went back to see if anyone from the old game was around none ever showed up online.