No.

Unsubscribe from ALL streaming services.

Oftentimes it’s, “This food sucks. I should have just cooked.”

hopefully his dick falls off from being too small

That’s not something that happens right? Asking for a friend.

Ordering fast food to be delivered for 3 people 7 days a week can easily total up to $700.

I hate sad showerthoughts.

Alternative headline: Antifa continues unmasking neo-Nazis.

That sounds like reasonable doubt to me.

Once we took my dog to a park on the bay but we tried to avoid letting her go in the water because she would need a bath afterward. It wasn’t a particularly hot day but after trying to go towards the water twice and being told to stay with us, she started walking slowly, hanging her, head and panting heavily. A few minutes later, she started to limp. I checked her feet to make sure she didn’t pick up a burr or foxtail and couldn’t find any sign of the problem so I turned to walk back towards the car. She refused to follow. I went to pick her up, worried that she might be injured and she darted away.

Finally, I gestured in the direction of the water and said, “Fine, go swimming.”

She took off running only pausing once to let me catch up before she would have lost sight of me on her way to the water.

The strange part is, she’s not a particularly smart dog except for when she is being emotionally manipulative. Also, for the record, she was pissed about needing a bath when we got home.

Edit: forgot the dog tax.

“America First!”

-some paid troll in Russia

I have no idea

You should have stopped here.

I noticed Newsom isn’t on the list. I guess Mamdani already knows how to tweet in all caps.

If you think she looks OK with what is happening, you should take a long, hard look at your life.

You should look at the photos.

He is not just strealing other people’s creations. He is also giving them incredibly lame names.

Another crime.

No, that’s not a thing that happens.

This is definitely false. I used to smoke celebratory cigarettes regularly.

No, they aren’t. At least not in their current form.

Does it count as boycotting if I use the service for free with an ad blocker?