A kid in the womb is better off listening to old people’s regrets and dying wishes so they can handle dying of old age better when the time comes

I hit a kid with my car once so now I can litter and stuff without guilt

Where I live, you can drive across town in 30 minutes. I once worked with a coworker who lived about a 15min drive from work (less than 8km), and it consistently took him 2 hours to get to work by bus.

Sponginess is a great word for it! I wanted to describe it as kind of fluffy, but that felt not quite right

It’s been so long that my description might not be reliable, but I remember it as a slightly fishy, gamey chicken, but much softer and juicier than other game meats

Gardein’s “ultimate” plant based chick’n nuggets already taste kind of fishy IMO, and I’ve found that soaking them in dill pickle juice before cooking makes them taste a lot like I remember gator tail being like

As a 10 year vegan, the meats I miss the most are gator tail and venison

People aren’t entitled to having their opinion heard by strangers

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Step 1

• Demolish all housing - everyone is homeless now

Step 2

• Mandate that everyone design their own silly costume - this is all you’re allowed to wear

Step 3

• Legalize and subsidize all the fun drugs - everyone gets a weekly allowance of shrooms, ecstasy, etc

Step 4

• Loneliness is officially replaced with several other problems

Can I say neither? I would argue that a creator can’t imbue their creation with an intrinsic meaning. I’d say that it can mean something to the creator, and it can mean something to the audience, but outside any observation it’s inherently meaningless.

To be fair, research shows depression does often go away by itself- it just typically takes like 3× longer to do so than with professional help

I like to top my hotdog with a bratwurst, sauerkraut, and mustard

I once had a cat named Pants

Fair; idk why I said that lol

Unfortunately you have to have a Facebook account to publish ads on Facebook

I might be wrong, but I feel like this question maybe wasn’t for you

My bank offers 3 overdraft fee reversals per 12 month period, they just don’t advertise it. OP, you should def call and ask

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