This was my first

then the girl from Monsters Vs Aliens.

one night I was in a discord call with some friends and they were playing smash or pass and APPARENTLY everyone else got turned on by the monsters or aliens and IM the weird one for not being into that??

When I was surprised they made me take the BDSM test and I got 97% vanilla and 50% submissive. in retrospect this probably ties into my next point…

I did not have a ‘crush’ for YEARS after that, IRL or in media. I still don’t think I feel it in the same way others do. I guess I would want to live in the same household with someone cute, but like that’s a far cry from what other people describe it as and I would much prefer to be the cute one.

I cannot comprehend the concept of being horny and taking it out on others against their consent.
Even if I were in a relationship I don’t think I would want to. Going to the bathroom for 15m would be easier than having to bother someone else, no?

Literally last week my bloodwork results came back in and I like 1/2 the hormonal levels you’re supposed to have.
AND I’m on antidepressants that lower my labido so I’m like borderline involuntarily asexual because I just have a really low sex drive.

what if you can’t sell them? happened to me in a videogame once and I was stuck with thousands upon thousands of fish.

I didn’t have this image saved so I had to search for it with the prompt: “asian guy look at small thing reddit”
and got distracted looking at tiny Asian guys on reddit for like 10 minutes and apparently they have it pretty rough socially :(

My cats hair gets everywhere. All over clothes (unless you b-line it out of the house) then the cars seats have some in there, the the AIR in the car too?!

I took apart my got damn STEAM DECK and my cats hair was in there like it doesn’t owe me rent???

HOW, DODO, HOW???

YIURE SO LITTLE HOW DO YOU DO THIS

I don’t watch anime but I do dislike greedy companies. I have a couple hundred gigabytes to spare, how can I help?

I am so glad my cat grew out of that. My leg would be a stump by now if she kept it up

I hate dragons. Controversial take but like just come up with some other mystical creatures! have some fun with it! if rather interact with a pink unicorn plushie than fight another dragon

shit I’m not even sure if the cat who’s been living with me forever gives a shit about me, I bet a spider can’t either

I don’t agree. I think it’s still just as powerful a word even though people purposely try to weaken it

well I have mental illness and some hoarding but I’m not a billionaire, so I don’t think this equation works 😔✊

NOOOOO :(((( I am heartbroken:(((
poor fennigan and Dixie :(((

hey uhh this isn’t exactly a happy conversation, but, uh happy cake day 😅

this is a good example of how much a bra keeps them in place, just dialed up 10x from me lol

also this lady got jokes, she fit a whole damn wine bottle in there!

I’m so anxious about mine being visible, I cannot imagine the sheer confidence in someone who would pierce them >~<

no shame tho, all power to y’all. just not my jam

happy cake day!!

why you gotta be so rude about it? like we’re forced to live here, your bragging doesn’t help anyone

it’s just funny I guess. I like them, it gives Lemmy ✨ character ✨

put that on my tombstone frfr

only Lemmy, but if I search for something I still go to reddit

what do you think about purses/bags with them?

I also have 2 frog bumper stickers and no other ones