Chumbawamba

I love Toby.

That’s 525,000

You’re off by 1,000

Everyone knows the sun was not replaced with a giant LED.

LEDs with no heat. It was replaced with a giant halogen bulb.

Nobody’s saying they should. We are saying that most companies would. Because most companies do.

I stopped wearing disposable shoes several years ago. So when they start to where out, I bring them to my cobbler to get repaired.

Beep beep boop.

Corporations cannot research because they are entirely human-made, abstract things.

Humans can research.

Weezer.

They have exactly two songs.

One song, Buddy Holly, is good.

Every other song of theirs is all the same song over and over again.

GIGO in its purest form.

… How would that even work

Step one: there must be a 2028 presidential election.

That is not guaranteed to happen. Not with the regime in power.

Nothing. They had years to start listening. Now it’s too late.

Yeah, but they totally missed the point. Instead of a series of things stated in phases, it’s just a pile of words.

Could you have pushed something aside, unintentionally wedging the fork between two objects?

If it got wedged in the right way, the tines could bend like that.

Why are you in my shower smelling my farts?

Adam, Cain, and Abel

Bad news!

The Dacia Sandero has been delayed.

1. Minerals
2. People to abuse

Yeah, Black Flag’s seafaring was fun. It was enjoyable to guide your ship around, explore the random tiny unnamed islets, dive into the ocean and hear the crew laugh about the captain jumping overboard.

Yes, collecting every last thing was a grind. But it was a fun grind. It felt like I was choosing to do all that, even though the game was psychologically goading me into it.

(Insert philosophical discussion about free will related to a video game about genetic memory and following predicted behavior.)