Euros (like Germans) use a comma as a we use a decimal point. It’s why you see prices on ads as “€19,99”

So many parts in this article reinforced exactly how I feel about the state of things and what I’m doing about it.

No Twitter, no Facebook, never did Instagram or TikTok, no YouTube unless I need to fix something. My one online vice is Lemmy, which is nice because I run out of new content and am forced to do something else like read a book or be productive.

If I’m at dinner with people, phone goes face-down on DND. If I’m in a meeting, close the laptop unless I’m presenting or taking notes. I designate Monday and Friday “concentration says” and keep meetings to an absolute minimum.

It’s done wonders for anxiety and stress. There was a time when the smartphone worked for us, not the other way around. It requires a conscious effort, but it’s totally worth it.

Laughs in pi-hole

(•_•) Looks like…

( •_•)>⌐■-■ this bullet is…

(⌐■_■) the smoking gun.

It’s technically possible, but an absolutely terrible idea. That mindset will keep them poor in the future. See: $100k truck parked next to trailer home, hemi charger on military base, Range Rover in the hood.

Launching on April Fool’s Day, chef’s kiss.

Time to produce a golden statue!

I go to Walmart about once a year and regret it every time.

You seem to expect that those around him understand the situation any better. This term, he purged anybody who knows shit about anything. Hell, he put a fucking Fox News host in charge of the military.

This “Trump” fellow may not be the genius he purports to be

Methinks thou doth project too much. Walmart is a shitty org who treats their employees like shit. I wouldn’t give a shit either if I had to work there.

Anything new in a Walmart is destroyed or disorganized within a day of its installation. It’s already impossible to find anything on the right shelf, and the jaded underpaid employees won’t do shit to fix it. Walmart is basically a junkyard with a roof.

Spicy food can’t permanently hurt you. It’s just your body’s reaction to a harmless chemical that it interprets as pain. Birds can eat super-hot peppers with no effect, because the chemical (capsaicin) has no reaction in their bodies.

I’m with you, homey.

It doesn’t, it just looks like I’m shoving my junk back into my pants. Basically push up right behind the balls.

Ha, now I just have to find out who put that tumor in there! Holding my cell phone against my head? Die, Motorola! My unventilated natural gas stove? Kiss your ass goodbye, GE!

Push up on your taint and the last bit will squirt out. Helps with the weakened prostate.

No, just a little fun project I made.

This time in 2016 I was laughing at this clown who was a joke candidate for president, saying it was hilarious that he was just being a master-level troll. Then he actually became president for some reason and it’s all been shit since.