Right! I forgot about ramen or canned stews!

But does it really make less sense to say “a string slice”?

That’s an interesting point. You say “a pizza slice” or “a slice of pizza”, but you only say “a slice of bread”, not “a bread slice” (right? I’m not a native speaker).

I read a lot about ADHD people reading random shit on Wikipedia or wherever. Do you retain the information you ingest and all become walking encyclopedias yourselves?

Would a container of “emergency food” help? That is, food that takes little to no effort to make. I’m German, so I’m raised to eat a slice of bread with a slice of sausage on top as the default meal. I take it this is not a thing in the US. How about making sure you’re always stocked on cereal?

Should be “−1 HP” or “1 Damage”, not “−1 Damage”. That would be healing.

I think it’s more accurate to say that water is readily available in places where humans are likely to go. Because, you know, humans don’t tend to go where there is no water.

I guess everything is NSFW nowadays…

“as you would have them do”, not “as they do”

It’s not my logic. It’s the logic presented in the Bible.

An important question no-one has asked yet is, What do you need that info for?

Program sucks at something it was not designed to do.

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The term derives from the […] Latin word privus or perhaps privo that meant […] an individual without an office.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_(rank)

The requirements have always been the same. Only now they’re reflected more accurately in your docs.

Don’t they get their taste back when they reach room temperature again?

I hadn’t considered bureaucratic obstacles… that sucks.

Well, I commented that before I learned that OP is in New Mexico.

That sounds like something that would be apparent from the get-go, no?

I take it the most pressing issue right now is cooling. If that is right, you might have yet another avenue to explore: Ask facilities with cooling needs if you can store one or two pallets there. I’m thinking schools, (yet again) restaurants, ice cream parlors, ice skating rinks (not sure how they work exactly – is the whole building cooled or just the rink itself?), butchers. You could ask an outdoor gear shop (I mean a place where skis and winter jackets etc. are sold) if they know of a place where one can test jackets. They might know a cool place, too.

extra produce for free and they in turn have to prepare so many meals

Nitpick: If you’re demanding that they do something in return, it’s not free.

In this case your two options are: A) Someone gets the food and puts it to use; B) it spoils. In this scenario I believe giving it away, no strings attached, might be the better option.

I take it “nm” stands for New Mexico. What’s the weather like there? Sun-drying might be an option, at least dried tomatoes are something people buy.