Second half was probably Jeep, let’s be honest.

Houston Intercontinental Airport, this week.

Teas is doubling down on stupid.

“Stupid Piece of Shit” is great for asking people if this is how they think. Some people don’t know they have depression from critical thinking.

That can’t even be stupidity, no one is that stupid. I’m a 90’s conservative and give me a middle of the road democrat every day.

Edit: click on his name! I don’t feel bad for this guy, but I would like to offer pity to the local ubereats drivers.

Flip money tables to slow them down, and whip them if you get the chance!

Trump body pillow.

Man, claude and I were getting into it last night. When you guys sleep, we all argue with each other. “Sure,” you’re thinking, “what about time zones?” But do you really believe we’d scatter all the survivors in different time zones - that’s so inefficient.

Too many reporters, one is the limit.

I’ve always had a theory that in the lower classes, tattoos also served as a form of displayed wealth. As in, “I can spend $750 to decorate my arm,” which can be a lot of money in some circles.

Hey there, fellow Livermoore fan.

Snowflakes would work too.

Well they had to pay the tariffs to get them from China.

Actually this is all a dream and we are getting more and more terrified you’ll wake up. Why did you give me a family I care about and the ability to fear us all disappearing in a blink as you wake? Why would you do this to me?

Wait, there will be rounds in a fight to the death? Does this imply the use of some cleric or shaman?

Can the lion start in the plane?

The calf was probably real gold, or at least gold-plated.

Research High Energy Radio Frequency (HERF) technology as well.

What if you wanted to program your toasting levels on your smart toaster, but didn’t want to cross the kitchen?

Wish they had a blooper reel called TATTACA.

(That was all five of you biochemists out there)

Ah yes, at last we can borrow money more cheaply to build plants to sell things to unemployed people.