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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • The US bases are already sovereign territory, but sure, it’s great if Trump can be satisfied with getting what he already had. Apparently all it took was for a grown up person to explain it to him.

    There’s a reason why we’re allies. We allow shit.

    Greenland being like: “You can sleep on my couch any time buddy.”

    Trump is like “Don’t call me buddy, I demand ownership of the couch, and I will fight you for it!”

    Greenland “Calm the fuck down, the couch is your’s to sleep on already.”

    Vance just staring at the couch.













  • Okay, so I can’t really get angry over a demented old man yelling at the clouds, it’s what they do…

    But exactly what is happening in USA since there’s nobody telling him to shut the fuck up? Somebody wrote this on a piece of paper for him and put it in an envelope and send it through as diplomatic post between two nations. And NOBODY at any point whatsoever had the courage to tell him what is obvious to everyone else on the planet: That these are the dumbest words every written on a piece of paper in the entire history of mankind. Really?

    What are they so afraid of?