labour is the Enemy

This is a fucking shit take when the current poll leaders are reform.

The BBC gave him more air time on Question Time than any other politician by a huge, huge factor, and this was when he’d failed seven or so times to get elected as an MP.

The world would be a better place if Nigel Farage would fuck off back to swindling investors out of their money instead of swindling the entire British nation out of its humanity and democracy. Lying git.

You’re right, of course, but I really enjoyed “fubuciary”. It’s a deliblicious misplomuncitation.

Yeah, the idea of Amazon running my home security did NOT appeal to me. I went with another brand.

You get blowjobs from Lemmy users?! I gotta try changing my username!

Children have to learn to get along. I’m glad they have you being a good example while you teach them that alongside all the subjects and learning skills and who knows what else. Thank you.

I’m sure there are many children whose lives have gone down a much better path than they would have done, all because of what you do and how you do it.

May your career be happy, fun and long. Sincerely, bless you.

You are a hero of the teaching profession and I wish all teachers were like you.

But I’m afraid you give me too much credit in this case. We were teenagers and knew perfectly well that it was an analogy, but also thought that throwing mud at a wall sounded like a lot of fun, which it very much was. Fair’s fair. I knew the risks and have no regrets!

Do not eat the furry cheese.

One of our teachers said you have to learn some things by rote because “if you throw enough mud at a wall, eventually some of it sticks”. We were investigating this for science on the (windowless) back wall of the gym and we all got detention. We had got quite a lot of brown smudging but very partial and blotchy coverage.

Ah thank you so much!

What a delightful pair of dogs! Border Collie knows the rules. Border Collie makes sure everyone is doing it right and staying with the leader. Good dog.

Hence been asking “how can we make more profit” without ever asking “how can we make the internet better for our users” for a long time now. It’s accelerating.

Content not available in your region.

Do you have an alternative non geoblocking link?

(Imgur got threatened with a fine for selling the browsing habits of minors, and instead of filtering them out of the dataset, the geoblocked the complaining country. They also deleted a bunch of of posts by people without a subscription, so they’re enshittifying and it’s worth discouraging this by removing market share or they’ll all do it.)

Maybe you could upload to your instance with the image button instead?

Lego is Danish. They are lego bricks or lego blocks or lego pieces or just lego. Not legos.

Eh, well, in your profile pic you look a lot balder, beardier and purple than she does in her Instagram posts, but it could just be bad lighting I suppose.

Are you my older sister? She does this to me too.

they are individual pieces that are countable

So are sheep.

Oh yes, definitely. Otherwise the Minotaur might escape and frighten the other railway station users when he should be enforcing the unwritten rules of the urinal.

Thanks for the chuckle.

All the switches. All the joy. No need for plugs left on the floor.