I had an uncle who got into breeding cats. There are dog breeders, why not cat breeders he thought. The trouble, he said, was all the scratches he got on his dick.

They got the good ones

There’s some good driving sims that could help the anxiety. Safe place to practice if you live in one of the places without public transport.

New Mario kart is open world

Justin Long, in live free die hard, had what you want.

There’s no one thirstier than someone with a coding question.

I like that this can condemn either side

!subscribe: horny facts

Dude is Finnish, from his own mouth, it’s just normal racism against an aggressive imperial, like how people hate the us

Edit: like how people from lemmy.ml hate Americans, if that wasn’t clear

What if the Mondays span different months?

Like 8/19, 8/26, 9/2, 9/9?

Now the Mondays are on another page or they’re a swipe to the right

Nurses literally get the shit work.

The bbeg snaps out of it, it was an evil sword all along, the bbeg helps the party kill the confused minions.

The bbeg befriends the party. They go out to the bar after freeing the prince. The prince never stops looking side-eye at the bbeg, but the bbegs has won over the party. The bbeg was under the sword’s control the whole time. Bbeg tells all the plans the sword’s had made. The barons that were bought off, and the ones blackmailed.

The party goes to the bought off Baron first. Bbeg goes Anikan and gives the Baron the doku treatment before there’s any questioning. Bbeg says Baron knew sword was in control, went along with it, tortured bbeg.

Drama ensues.

thank mr skeltal