The Simulation is running low on RAM and using quite a bit of swap space atm. It’s tricky to prioritize the constant gestures broadly with trivial things like names. It’ll eventually sort itself. Maybe.

-The bird running shift #773930

haha no worries mate, figured I’d have a little fun with it

Just the top lib. The other libs are lined up behind it hiding in the forest. You have to issue a -R for Recruit

Ha ha, well-played Jeff, you got us.

The premise of this game is hilarious! Added!

The XKCD being referenced

Wearing BCGs would negate the need for a condom, if one was in the military and had need of a P38.

I wonder if you accidentally conflated Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s. Whole Foods is the $12.99 half gallon of milk and free-range virgin clover honeybee excretion that can’t legally be called honey.

Keeping it right next to the condom would not be great

The pop-top is a subscription. For $1.99/mo you can get cans that have convenient openings.

Watching that dude on early Law and Order episodes is a joy. He’s an amazing actor.

I love this shit too. Take a wombat: only animal known to shit in squares.

This is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because 3.1415926535…

Believe me, the logs on the lemmy front and back ends are no better:

#RelaySmokeTest123

I got a hit and it appears to be working.

I added mstdn.fan - let me know how it goes!

All I see is *******

I went to a similar site, but instead of checking private keys it checked all my credit cards to make sure they weren’t on the dark web.

/s

Hindsight and all that.

It took me longer than I’d like to admit to start canceling/ghosting the idiots one meets from Craigslist and eBay encounters. These are the people who ask the dumb questions, want to haggle on something marked firm, want to meet at 123 Sketchy Blvd. at 2 AM, etc. One guy was fifteen minutes into explaining what he was using the hand truck I sold him for when I said ‘fuck it’ and closed the garage door on him.

Life’s too short for dumb people.

This is the question that launches a career in immunology.