Are you hiring

The ol’ Lemmy-switch-a-roo?

Don’t disrespect the San Diego Chicken with comparisons to Trump

He goes by many names, and pronouns

About 15 years ago I went on a trip from San Diego to NY. We were staying in a shitty Days Inn in some some town. We left our luggage in the rooms, and went out for the day, and I had left my iPod nano in there. When we came back that evening, my iPod was gone and my package of brand new boxers was missing a pair also. I assumed they hid the iPod in the rolled up boxers. We went down to complain to the front desk but they didn’t give a shit. Lessons were learned that day. I was so excited to listen to Biggie “Going Back to Cali” on my way back to Cali and that’s what was REALLY stolen from me :(

The Olympics started?

Usually cuffs or a bullet

I moved from US to Canada with a whole lot less lined up

Dudes just ignoring the shoes thrown at Bush

Yet when I was bringing some fudge home for family, I got hassled on it being too much…

They can stop whenever they want to

To call them peers is an insult to the jurors

Think you mean “still”

The funny thing about my chin, Jules, is that it’s located on my cock!

I didn’t even know he existed until recently with the R delegate stuff

Same. Still haven’t learned how to style it but it’s still better than the face I had before

That’s your jobs fault?

My windows 10 already has a watermark to activate it

Upload is a fun show

But also, wash your asses