He had to jump in front of those dangerous hamberders to save Jesus.
If at all possible for a myriad of reasons, can we please leave your shirt on?
“Show us the tits!”
Someone missed a glowing opportunity. Lol
🤢
I don’t believe in the anti christ. But if I did.
Well I’m no expert on Christianity, but apparently this theology graduate here agrees with you:
In particular, Jesus showing off his wounds was the big evidence it was him and he had come back from the dead. He isn’t just being weird in front of religious people. He is selling himself as the new messiah.
He is selling himself as the new messiah.
Aka being weird in front of religious people.
Yes but in a very specific way.
Like when he held a bible upside down in a photo op in front of a church after having things clear protestors out?
Such wounds
Much defence
Wow
Is that what a lumpy piece of shit looks like? Beautiful with wounds? We must be using different thesauruses.
Theyd see a stodgy stump of a torso sagging from lack of collagen covered in age spots
No need to threaten us with an optical weapon of mass destruction.
How do they get through all the fat to see?
Do it you orange traitor, show your followers how full of shit you truly are.
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Guy’s fucked in the head.
His sleepy followers will believe anything. If we are the woke then they are the comatose.
Ok, but why does this picture make me think he just wants to rub his nipples?
Leaning pretty hard on religion lately, isn’t he?
Well, his brain doesn’t work anymore, so… what else can he lean on?
The quote gets even crazier.
Really!? You were treated the worst of any president?! Lincoln was assassinated!!
And 160 years later his legacy has been coopted by the same sort of people who killed him to begin with.
2024 years later Jesus’ legacy has been co-opted by the same sort of people who killed him to begin with.
And his wounds weren’t from a dominatrix like Drumpf’s.
I don’t think he has the self awareness to be a sub
I honestly think if he took his shirt off it would cost him the election.
Seeing the flabby, 78-year-old American physique in all its glory would be both a literal and figurative “emperor has no clothes” moment for many of his cultists.
Any scars will be the result of his addictions. Did so much cocaine he broke his asshole. Or did the asshole just become him.
He’d just need to have some acrylic flab sculpting armor like Immortan Joe.
“There’s the fake abs, then Donald … jiggly Donald, and then … abs.”
I have to laugh, to stop myself from crying 😭
