This (arguably unhelpful) phrase seems to be taught across schools all over the world. What are some other phrases like this that are common ?
I believe most nations have a version of “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” that is taught in early education.
“Christopher Columbus discovered America” (hopefully they’re not still teaching this)
In 14 hundred and 92 Columbus sailed the ocean blue. And also committed genocide
Even worse: Columbus thought the earth was round but nobody believed him.
We never learnt that.
“Don’t use Wikipedia as a source.”
Man, if I want to get a pretty good overview on almost anything, Wikipedia is the best and most accessible way. Luckily, the consensus seems to slowly change to a cautious “Don’t use Wikipedia as your only source, especially on controversial topics.”
‘i’ before ‘e’ except after ‘c’
Except in glacier, because English is fucked.
I always thought this one was pretty… WEIRD…
Or when sounding like “A” as in neighbor and weigh
And on weekends and holidays, and all throughout May
And you always be wrong, no matter what you say.
yes, Bryan, we all call that “desk”
*diesk
I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts
Which is way more useful of a tip.
This is honestly one of my favorite ones, and legit runs through my head whenever I can’t remember the spelling of a word
Like in “science”.
I haven’t heard about mitochondria in so many years (obviously. why would I?) and I can’t explain why it feels so good reading this now.
I just started replaying Parasite Eve for the first time since 98, so this was an amusing post for me also.
that phrase is to biology as “donde esta la biblioteca” is to spanish
Troy and Abed in the mooorning!
Donde esta la discoteca? If you had a ‘cool’ teacher.
The book is on the table.
Question and all comments (apart from “donde esta la biblioteka”) are not “all over the world”, but American
I don’t remember hearing that specific phrase in school. I remember hearing a teacher tell us to take deep breaths to fire up the mitochondria but not that it was “the powerhouse of the cell.” This was a meme that became common after my education was done. Because it became a popular meme it’s possible more teachers said it specifically along with whatever other fun phrases they had.
I think a big part of why it took off and lives on as a meme in the internet forums sense of the word, was the familiarity of the bizarre and unnatural phrase to the young adults using those forums who remembered it from biology class.
Certainly that’s how it was for me because before Digg, or Reddit, even before Facebook (though I guess not that long before), I had had that phrase uttered sincerely as part of my education and it was so uncanny and funny to see that this highly specific and distinctive phrase was used rote, word for word, at schools all over the world and was as memorably unhelpful to others as it had been to me. Perhaps the positive feedback loop from this phrase’s new life on the web really has fed in to education in a life imitating art kind of way like you describe, but I can assure you it definitely predated it’s status as a joke, and that’s where that joke came from.
I’m not doubting it was used before the meme, I’m just doubting the ubiquity of it prior to the meme. I believe it is a bit of a Mandela effect type of thing. People remember the general purpose of mitochondria and remember their science teachers saying things similar to the effect of “powerhouse of the cell” even if they didn’t actually say that. Sort of like how “beam me up, Scotty” was specifically never used in Star Trek but just about every other variant of the phrase was.
I’m not gonna go looking for scans or anything, but KnowYourMeme lists the popularity of this one as starting between 2013 and 2015, and I definitely remember seeing this phrase in a textbook around 2010 or 2011. So honestly, I might blame Pearson or McGraw Hill.
That’s after my time in highschool. (Class of 2010.) It’s possible there was enough of a push to get new editions of books and they all happened to use that phrase right around the time a bunch of future memers would be online that it caused it.
The unlikely story of how two country singers are behind the mitochondria is the powerhouse. Aaaaaand now that I’m double checking that I’m wondering if I’ve been a victim of misinformation. I thought somebody told me Tim McGraw and Faith Hill founded McGraw Hill but I’m not seeing anything to support that.
I have met multiple people from across the USA who specifically learned about “the fertile silt of the Nile river delta.”
Mitochondria is plural. Mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell.
The correct phrase is “The Mitochondria…” OP left off the “the”
What’s the singular, then?
Mitochondrion
This one ^
Mitochondreez nutz
Mitochondrium
While not unhelpful, stop-drop-and-roll and quicksand don’t come up as often as we thought back then
yeah I’ve been on fire three times and it never occurred to me to stop drop and roll.
I was always worried about proper handling of nitroglycerin. Talking to my friends it seems that wasn’t as common as quicksand or even thinking you’d need to tell gold apart from fool’s gold (pyrite). Games like Crash Bandicoot, shows like Dexter’s Lab, and a general interest in science may have meant I heard more about it as a kid.
Stop, drop, and roll
E = mc²
Workers of the world, unite!