just_another_person@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 3 months agoConservative pollster delivers terrible news to Trump — and worse to J.D. Vancewww.rawstory.comexternal-linkmessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1308arrow-down113
arrow-up1295arrow-down1external-linkConservative pollster delivers terrible news to Trump — and worse to J.D. Vancewww.rawstory.comjust_another_person@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up101·3 months agoIf Harris is anything like my first wife, I’ll vote for her every time. After all, I’ve been happily married to her for 13 years tomorrow 🥰
minus-squareRaiderkev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoPsh… Real men cheat on their wives with porn stars n get married like 5 times. You know, strong Christian values.
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41arrow-down1·3 months agoI also choose this guy’s wife
minus-squareIphtashuFitz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoCongrats! It will be 13 for me & my wife in just about 2 months.
minus-squareTSG_Asmodeus (he, him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·3 months agoCongrats!
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down3·3 months ago If Harris is anything like my first wife, If you’ve been happily married to her all this time, why are you referring to her as your first wife? And not just your wife?
minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoBecause humor requires the subversion of expectations, and it mirrored the original statement nicely.
minus-squarerothaine@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoBecause they are Numenorean and unfortunately will long outlive her.
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months ago13? That’s excellent. Married for 9 here, after a brief 25-year courtship.
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoGood to see it worked out, even after rushing into things.
minus-squareluciferofastora@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoWell played, on both the retort and the marriage. May many more happy years comr to you. And everyone else, really, we could all do with some happy years.
If Harris is anything like my first wife, I’ll vote for her every time. After all, I’ve been happily married to her for 13 years tomorrow 🥰
Psh… Real men cheat on their wives with porn stars n get married like 5 times. You know, strong Christian values.
I also choose this guy’s wife
Happy Anni! And, same.
Congrats! It will be 13 for me & my wife in just about 2 months.
Congrats!
If you’ve been happily married to her all this time, why are you referring to her as your first wife? And not just your wife?
Because humor requires the subversion of expectations, and it mirrored the original statement nicely.
Because they are Numenorean and unfortunately will long outlive her.
You never know bro.
13? That’s excellent. Married for 9 here, after a brief 25-year courtship.
Good to see it worked out, even after rushing into things.
Well played, on both the retort and the marriage. May many more happy years comr to you. And everyone else, really, we could all do with some happy years.