At least it’s not number 500
Room 418 seems like a nice place to sit for a quick soothing break
As long as you don’t ask for coffee.
That’s my room.
You should see the sign they put up in front of your lower numbered neighbor… oh wait you can’t because you’re not allowed.
If this were Skyrim, I would have murdered you by now without setting a save first
I read that in sheogorath’s voice and it was a treat.
At least they are not a tee pot
404 prankster not found
Not as annoying as all these people being sent over from number 302.
I heard most of them end up going to unit 200 - rumor has it that Lil Jon lives there.
You rang?
Occasionally somebody bars the front door of 500 Oceanview lane and nobody can get in
You know where I struggle? For some reason the door to 413 is only like two feet high - I always struggle to get through that fucker.
And 451 is always covered with police tape and it’s smells something awful in there
Shit gets busy when the owner of 403 is home.
Shit gets weird when the guy in 418 opens and claims to be a tea pot…
I swear the people in unit 402 are illegally subletting their place on AirBnB.
HWAT??
YEAH! ALRIGHT!
