• reddig33@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Can’t have people changing their names. I mean how would Rafael Cruz or Donald Bowman ever get elected? Oh wait…

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      2 months ago

      Well to be fair Pudding Fingers Cruz isn’t Ohio’s problem.

      Edit: As a commenter observed, Pudding Fingers is actually Ron Desantis. Cancun Cruz would be more accurate

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        2 months ago

        Wait, isn’t desantis the guy that ate pudding with his fingers? I think Cruz is mostly famous for fleeing to Cancun when things got ugly at home

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        He’s a Senator from possibly the most gerrymandered state in the entire country. He’s everyone’s problem and accountable to nobody except the fascist GOP.

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          I mean you’re not wrong (I live in Texas), but there is nothing Ohio state law can do about him is what I mean.

          The fuckery Abbott and his cronies get up to in Austin basically ensures we’re stuck with him.