Icarus (Die Another Day) is real?
Startup says it wants some more cocaine and wants to know if you know anyone with some more cocaine because some more cocaine would be fuckin’ great right now holy shit
I could do a bump, ya know, if you got a little extra.
Ants can probably tell you this is not a good idea
Luckily it’s just an attempt to scam some dumb VCs
My startup is going to rent sunlight interceptors that block the extra sunlight sattelite beams that your neighbour rented and what is keeping you awake all night.
🤣🤣 literally the only reaction to this!!
Please, no.
There was a Sonic X episode about this concept…
It’s a grift. They came to steal VC money.
Babe wake up Dr Evil just hatched a new scheme
It’ll heat the planet up a lot more too if it scales up
New from Ronco! Now you can roast both sides at once!
New startup using cloud seeding tech to create Gatorade rain!
This gives me a great idea for a new startup! I’m going to put a giant mirror in space, and you’ll need to pay me to turn OFF the sunlight at night.
The people behind that startup are in tears strangling each other wishing they thought of this.
I thought they’d be selling the oxygen before they get to the sunlight.
Have you not seen the literally cans of oxygen they now sell? I see them every time I go to my pharmacy
Spaceballs?
Scuba divers gotta breathe (a mixture containing) oxygen
Has been a thing since at least 2006.
Laugh all you want. But this will be the only thing that saves us during the 2066 vampire wars.
I want to sun my asshole during night hours.
You’re doing it wrong silly, you charge your butthole with moonlight.
Idiot! Just don’t invite them in.
if it was cheap and fast it could be used for trolling, a perfect example of a bad idea that has good applications.
What could possibly go wrong?
Okay, luddite. All of the studies resoundingly show that pointing a giant space mirror down toward our collective homes is a great idea.
Certainly not blinding someone stargazing as it reorients.