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This is great. Harris has him by his tiny balls. Now she can run ads saying that he is afraid to debate her, and if he caves and debates again, she will probably stomp him again.
I hate how much of a circus this is.
Of course he won’t. His ass was handed to him.
Ooohh, is little Twump too scawed?
I guess he finally got tired of all the “winning”
Trump is leaving like how the people get bored and leave his small, weird rallies?
I wouldn’t want to either if I lost that hard and my dick was that small.
I’m calling it: The Onion will have a news title that says “Trump agrees to another debate to the condition that it is against Joe Biden”
Nice try, person that works at The Onion.
The Onion is an absolute treasure, and I’m glad they got bought by a dude who just wants them to keep doing what they’re doing.
If the next onion title isn’t “Donald Trump considering murdering JD Vance to increase poll numbers.” then the onion has failed me.
Bitch
I gotta hand it to her. She started off like a boring milk toast politician with that first answer, then she gave a debate performance that debate teams will study for years.
This debate will be THE textbook example of how to counter a machine gun barrage of lies and how to get your opponent talking about your issues.
Milquetoast, but I think it basically means milk toast anyway?
This made me curious so I looked a bit into it. Seems that milquetoast as an insult originates from an old comic character of the same name, and it’s at least feasible (and perhaps likely) that said character was named after milk toast.
It really helped that the mics were muted. She would have done well if they weren’t I think, but he’d have been interrupting her nonstop.
OR he is actually mentally declining and/or aging and he doesn’t have the stamina to over talk his opponents for two hours anymore.
I think there was just about the right mix of muting the mics and giving him enough rope to hang himself. Harris’ campaign supposedly did want the mics unmuted for exactly that reason, but having them muted did let her get her message across to the viewers without constantly being interrupted.
Yeah, I was wtf’ing Everytime they unmuted him, but I think it worked out in the end.
She scared him so much he went full Wimp Lo https://imgur.com/xAjz9dP
Got his ass handed to him. Now he is bravely running away!
It’s a tactical retreat!
I’d call Trump “Courage the Cowardly Dog” but that doesn’t fit at all. Courage actually cared for his people and Trump has never cared about anyone but himself.
That name was tongue in cheek, because Courage did the bravest things in each episode while shaking like a leaf the whole time.
Courage is not the absence of fear. It is the determination in spite of it.
Which really teaches us that courage is not the absence of fear, it’s doing the right thing irrespective of fear.
Courage actually had courage. Doing what you need to do to save/help the people you love, even tho you are so fucking terrified your skeleton screams separately from your flesh.
Brave, Bold Sir Donald
Hahahahaha fucking coward, little Donny got his buns cooked by a woman. What a piece of shit loser that guy is.
He’s not even proposing to do it on Fox.
His campaign knows that he’d also get completely served if he was on his propagandist’s network.
they would have to interrupt to help him.
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i’m shocked he even agreed to do that one.
