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Such a tragedy that Trump doesn’t sunbathe though.

While everyone is working tirelessly at trying to control a disaster that is being exacerbated by climate change, Karen demands to talk to the manager.

Finally figured out that Putin lies to him. Probably the last person on the planet to do so.

All the alarms have been going off for months now. But every organization that were supposed to do something about it were disbanded, defunded or rendered powerless.

Corporate jargon translation:

“It’s going to limit innovation” = “We won’t be able to use those new ways of ripping off our customers anymore”

So they really plan to keep escalating what they’re doing until rebellion happens. And instead of trying to not piss off the entire population to not get a rebellion, they instead prepare to fight the population.

They’re literally orchestrating a civil war and they know it.

Musk is looking for another boot to lick after the last one kicked him in the teeth and stepped all over him. Spoilers Elon: All boots eventually do that.

Unknown Worlds was already dead anyway.

The team had already lost any chance of recreating the greatness of the first game when their sound designer made unbelievably stupid comments on social media, leaving the company no choice but to fire him.

This is very sad because I loved their stuff ever since the Natural Selection Half-life mod.

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There should be a tax that ramps up more and more the closer you are to be worth 1 billion dollars. If you are worth 999.999 million 100% of your income is taxed so you never reach 1 billion. And guess what? Your quality of life will not be affected in any way whatsoever.

Trump notoriously doesn’t pay his bills after all.

Cat owner dies of overdose after cat repeatedly demands treats

Freeze them. During the off season thaw some in the microwave and put it warm on ice cream.

Good. The perfect reminder for Canadians to ditch America’s economy and join Europe’s instead. Just in time as people were beginning to forget.

The original usage of the word “outlaw” used to refer to a status given to a person as a punishment for failing to show up to court after being given multiple chances. It was a severe punishment. This status meant that they would no longer be subjected to law, but also that they would no longer be protected by it. Anyone could do anything they wanted to an outlaw and would not be prosecuted for it.

Trump just made himself an outlaw. If he is no longer being held accountable by law, he shouldn’t be protected by it either.

It is now

Well, given the dwindling life expectancy of Americans, 37 Canadian years is probably somewhere over 40 American.

Good on them. The earlier they can shut down those coal plants, the better.

So this is what a grown man throwing a tantrum looks like.