usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-22 months agoCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comexternal-linkmessage-square180fedilinkarrow-up11.23Karrow-down116cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up11.21Karrow-down1external-linkCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comusernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-22 months agomessage-square180fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-squareFester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83arrow-down1·2 months agoThis increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%. I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months ago“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
minus-squarekatre@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down1·2 months agoAnd yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoThere’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
minus-squarenfh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoYou think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
minus-squareArugulaZ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoFrom Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-22 months agoTo be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved
This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.
I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
Every accusation …
“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
And yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
There’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
From Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
Might have been RFK JR.
Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?
To be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved