Trump campaign says former president is safe following possible gunshots in his vicinity. The Secret Service, in conjunction with the Palm Beach County Sherriff's Office, said it is investigating a protective incident involving Trump.
Something tells me that “a guy fired a gun near me” is not going to get him the tiny amount of sympathy “a guy’s bullet nicked my ear” got him. You can’t wear a tiny pillow on nothing.
Dude didn’t even get a shot off. And at 400 yards, an AK might hit the broad side of a barn. This was an assassination attempt equivalent to a palsy patient attempting to do brain surgery with a pipe wrench.
(shamelessly stolen from Sin City)
You can expect 4MOA or better from an AK, which means a 16" group at 400 yards. Not great, but not exactly gambling odds if you’re on the receiving end, either.
Something tells me that “a guy fired a gun near me” is not going to get him the tiny amount of sympathy “a guy’s bullet nicked my ear” got him. You can’t wear a tiny pillow on nothing.
A shard of glass from the teleprompter a guy’s bullet hit nicked my ear
Dude didn’t even get a shot off. And at 400 yards, an AK might hit the broad side of a barn. This was an assassination attempt equivalent to a palsy patient attempting to do brain surgery with a pipe wrench. (shamelessly stolen from Sin City)
You can expect 4MOA or better from an AK, which means a 16" group at 400 yards. Not great, but not exactly gambling odds if you’re on the receiving end, either.
Worst time traveller ever.
He could always show his followers the diaper that he filled up.