This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.

Which song would you pick?

(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)

~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~

  • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
    612·
    2 months ago

    1-877-CARS-4KIDS

    K.A.R.S CARS FOR KIDS

    1-877-CARS 4 KIDS

    DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY

    runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears

        • Donjuanme@lemmy.world
          4·
          2 months ago

          Sorry, whenever I read the phone number 1 877 Kars for kids, it needs to be spelled incorrectly, just in case someone wanted to donate their car today. If they’re going to spell it wrong I’m the phone number it should be spelled wrong in the lyrics. I didn’t realize the op had spelled out the phone number correctly XD

    • Masamune@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      2 months ago

      Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!

      Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.

    • AndrewZabar@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      2 months ago

      You know all you’re donating to is to keep funding kids sitting in yeshivas so they can get indoctrinated to become Hasidic leeches off society. That’s where it actually goes.

  • UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world
    42·
    2 months ago

    Anything with Neil Young singing. Nothing against him as a person, just his voice… it’s hurts my teeth.

  • Enekk@lemmy.world
    241·
    2 months ago

    At first, I was going to pass on destroying music, but then I remembered the anger I feel any time I have to see Peter Pan because, in part, the fucking racist shit that is What Makes the Red Man Red. Maybe I could work out a deal to erase the entire movie…

    Before anyone attempts to defend it with, “it was a product of the times”, know that the play Peter Pan is based on was considered shockingly racist at the time and Disney’s solution to that was to double down on the racism so that nobody would take it seriously.

  • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldEnglish
    111·
    2 months ago

    Just pick anything from 21 Pilots. I’d wipe them all out if I could, but deleting one is at least a step in the right direction.

  • EnderMB@lemmy.world
    5·
    2 months ago

    Happy Birthday, just because it’ll be interesting to see what we all choose to do instead of singing that song.

    • CRT 📺@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      2 months ago

      It’ll be just like movies and TV shows for the 80 years that Warner/Chappell music claimed they owned the rights. Most of them will probably be variations of “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow”

  • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    2 months ago

    Georgia Satellites - Keep Your Hands to Yourself

    I CANNOT kill this off my Spotify country list.

  • tal@lemmy.todayEnglish
    41·
    2 months ago

    I’d probably be a softie here and just pick something obscure that would cause a minimal ripple. There are songs out there that I don’t like, but if they get much play, it’s because there are people who do like them, and they should be able to listen to their favored music.

  • mokoleus@lemmynsfw.com
    111·
    2 months ago

    Mr. Brightside by the killers… fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them

  • jpreston2005@lemmy.world
    482·
    2 months ago

    Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.

    Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.

    • Underwaterbob@lemm.eeEnglish
      4·
      2 months ago

      The story of Baby Shark is kind of interesting. It used to be a camp song in the 90s. It didn’t become ridiculously popular until the infamous YouTube video that everyone knows. Various people and institutions have tried to sue for ownership, but it was ruled public domain. Anyone can release their own version of Baby Shark if they want.