This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.

Which song would you pick?

(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)

~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~

  • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
    47·
    23 hours ago

    1-877-CARS-4KIDS

    K.A.R.S CARS FOR KIDS

    1-877-CARS 4 KIDS

    DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY

    runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears

        • Donjuanme@lemmy.world
          3·
          22 hours ago

          Sorry, whenever I read the phone number 1 877 Kars for kids, it needs to be spelled incorrectly, just in case someone wanted to donate their car today. If they’re going to spell it wrong I’m the phone number it should be spelled wrong in the lyrics. I didn’t realize the op had spelled out the phone number correctly XD

    • Masamune@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      20 hours ago

      Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!

      Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.

  • UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world
    32·
    22 hours ago

    Anything with Neil Young singing. Nothing against him as a person, just his voice… it’s hurts my teeth.

  • Enekk@lemmy.world
    191·
    15 hours ago

    At first, I was going to pass on destroying music, but then I remembered the anger I feel any time I have to see Peter Pan because, in part, the fucking racist shit that is What Makes the Red Man Red. Maybe I could work out a deal to erase the entire movie…

    Before anyone attempts to defend it with, “it was a product of the times”, know that the play Peter Pan is based on was considered shockingly racist at the time and Disney’s solution to that was to double down on the racism so that nobody would take it seriously.

  • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldEnglish
    81·
    18 hours ago

    Just pick anything from 21 Pilots. I’d wipe them all out if I could, but deleting one is at least a step in the right direction.

  • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    23 hours ago

    Georgia Satellites - Keep Your Hands to Yourself

    I CANNOT kill this off my Spotify country list.

  • tal@lemmy.todayEnglish
    31·
    22 hours ago

    I’d probably be a softie here and just pick something obscure that would cause a minimal ripple. There are songs out there that I don’t like, but if they get much play, it’s because there are people who do like them, and they should be able to listen to their favored music.

  • mokoleus@lemmynsfw.com
    2·
    44 minutes ago

    Mr. Brightside by the killers… fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them

  • jpreston2005@lemmy.world
    5·
    32 minutes ago

    Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.

    Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.

  • A7thStone@lemmy.world
    81·
    20 hours ago

    The boys are back in town. I never liked the sing to begin with, but when I first started my apprenticeship I was working in a valley that only had a couple of radio stations and the only one I liked was a classic rock station. Apparently one of their DJs loved it though. They would play it every day at the same time, just when I was getting out of work and getting on the highway to head home. It ruined my afternoon for about a week until I realised they were going to play it everyday, and I just started my ride home in silence. It still irritates the shit out of me when I hear it now.

    • Crashumbc@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      17 hours ago

      Oh! I got a similar story. My first roommate in college had a Police CD, Every time you got in it started at the first song, Roxanne… He NEVER changed the CD.

      I never was a big fan but by the end of the year I hated that song.

    • dnick@sh.itjust.works
      3·
      19 hours ago

      it is such a pathetic song…remember that one time that guy did a thing and we just died laughing? remember that? That was cool…

  • EllE@lemmy.world
    132·
    8 hours ago

    The American national anthem, please.

    It’s such a terrible song, and it keeps getting sung in weird ways by bad singers. I swear, as a non-american I’m subjugated to it more often than all other national anthems combined, including my own.

    • chtk@feddit.nl
      2·
      13 hours ago

      And with it delete Matt Mulholland’s beautiful rendition on the recorder? I think not!