If twitter were a video game, it’d be Homie Rollerz.
What does he even mean by this???
Probably “Look at me, I’m the cool uncle that can reference some videogames! Nevermind that I evicted Grandma”
Twitter is actually 1982’s classic erotic Atari 2600 game "Beat 'em and eat 'em.
There’s Vladimir Putin at the top of the building, firing his pixellated ejaculate over the side and the player controls both Elon Musk and Donald Trump, running left and right with their mouths open to collect it.
wikipaedia
British anthem intensifies
Hahaha. Oops. That one was automatic/accidental, but I’m not going to change it :)
As mentioned above/below, perhaps it should have been wikipædia :)
Yeah that’s just a funny quirk :)
I was also delighted by the little bonus “a” in that spelling! I’ve been trying to remember to use the æ symbol in those cases though i don’t get to use it nearly as fræquently as I’d like… At least not properlæ 😉
The way it tries to be “anti woke” makes me think it’s probably willfully trying to be trash like this:
I am trying to think of a mildly entertaining game that was ruined after being purchased by a third party. Maybe Populous? Musk is definitely EA.
Twitter is the pile of Atari E.T. games they found in a New Mexico landfill.
They tried to hide their crimes
Microsoft uncovered them
I dunno, twitter was more a stardew valley running the Joja route; but then it turned into X which was more of a Concord - so much money pumped in and so little quality.
Lemmy is the Itch.io of social media.
It’s not a game?
Oh yes, that was from the times when any game that was a bit more difficult was compared to Dark Souls.
Twitter is one of those shitty asset flip survival horrors.
He just paid an exhorberent amount of money for other other people’s work, gave it some basic connecting code and slapped his branding on it and ended up with a product worth less that the sum total of the assets bought to make it.
Oh and you’re constantly trying to avoid Elon and his right wing ghouls, but it just constantly spawns them in front of you and winning is basically impossible.
I am the Red Alert 2 of lemmy because I never shut the fuck up about it.
But can you wreck a conversation like a group of Kirovs?
Kirov reporting.
Kirov reporting
The internet would be better with more Red Alert 2
I am the Leisure Suit Larry of Lemmy.
I was too young to buy it myself but just old enough to “appreciate” it when I found it on my dad’s computer lol
Cracking the age restriction (a number of questions about US pop culture which an adult would know) was quite the challenge as a German 10-year-old.
That’s something the Gex of Lemmy would say.
What?
Holy hell it’s tail time
It’s time to break out a can of whoop-ass!!
Current world trends are the Deus Ex of socioeconomic ideologies.
Bro is trying to act like we forgot about his disgusting Elden Ring build he shared
I’m afraid to ask but what?
A heavy load mage with 30 vigor (lvl 111) and 2 shields equipped.
twitter is more like prime now a days
