FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 29 days agoThe ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountmessage-squaremessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1482arrow-down136
arrow-up1446arrow-down1message-squareThe ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountFenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 29 days agomessage-square66fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down5·edit-229 days agoTo get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of 1 –––––––––––– 1 + 1000 * k where k is the number of kids you have.
minus-squareSirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·29 days agoAh yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·29 days agoI’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·28 days agoOkay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
minus-squareCookieOfFortune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·28 days agoMurder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·28 days agoChop off the end of some kids finger.
minus-squarejjjalljs@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up8·28 days agoI think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·28 days agoI have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of
where
kis the number of kids you have.Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula
I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
Kill someone else’s kid.
Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
What if i have -0.001 kids?
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Chop off the end of some kids finger.
I think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
I have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.