Waking up to a quiet, clean house every day, with no children.
Preach. Or human roommates, I would add in my case.
Feeling your butt cheeks on the toilet seat just before you lose the battle to hold everything in.
I have a good family life. Making a coffee and tea first thing in the morning for my wife, getting a slap on the butt, asking me ‘how was your sleep suckhead?’
Laying down in your own bed after traveling for a bit
As of this morning, I can tell you the WORST deeling in the world
God damnit please for the love of god shut up
I’m sorry, is the same day too long of a time to discuss it? I’ll leave you to your memes, then. No worries here! It’s all good!
Q: What is the best feeling in the world?
A: HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MURDER, GENOCIDE, ANIMAL ABUSE, TORTURE, PAIN, SUFFERING, LONELINESS, DEPRESSION, AND SUCH?
It’s just mind boggling how dumb you are.
I can see inconsiderate of the question, but stupid? Come on. I knew what I was doing
I was hoping completely unrelated comments like these would disappear after the election but some people sure are persistent. Also if seeing the wrong candidate win is the worst feeling you can imagine then you should work on your personality a little bit because defining yourself solely by politics can’t be healthy.
Welp this is asklemmy and this is an answer, maybe not the answer that validates your thoughts, but an answer that is not a joke or a meme.
It is an answer. One that’s totally off topic. The previous comment was a little harsh but I’m quite tired of people making everything about politics.
Comment OP did not mention politics, is just off topic. Anything from his pet died to he coping with a loss are valid feelings. In the event you’re getting hurt for people expressing their opinions and feelings about politics, dude, I think you’re not ready to go out.
God damn this is stupid. People area gonna die and worse. Use your damn head.
Top for me so far was hearing my fiancée say yes when I asked her to marry me. I’ve beaten brain cancer twice, but hearing her say yes to forever with me beats that by a massive margin
Drinking morning coffee. Feels great.
Falling into a nice comfy bed when you’re exhausted and just passing out
Using an actual flushing toilet after being out in the wilderness for even just a few days
Orgasms
Eating your favorite meal
Having your back scratched or getting a massage
Apparently I think the best feelings have to do with the physical and not the mental, not sure why that is
Using an actual flushing toilet after being out in the wilderness for even just a few days
That first shower though! And I count music festivals as being in the wilderness for a few days.
A cat rubbing its head against you.
I love it, so warm, so soft.
When I’m dragged across an array of sharp raised metal bumps on a plane until there’s a pile of me in strips and chunks on the plate below.
No, wait, that’s the grate-ist feeling, sorry.
When I go to bed and my dog shoves himself under the covers and tucks himself in the crook of my knees. Or when he rests his chin on my ankle.
To hold one’s child for the first time.
I don’t have one, would it work if I hold yours?
My youngest is 7 and kind of a big guy.
That skin to skin is amazing, hearing that first breath/cry.
Do babies that are clean naturally smell nice or is that always the “baby” products?
That’s by smell. They all smell fantastic in part because they don’t produce much sweat.
I never smelled that nice when I used baby shampoo.
Babies produce a pheromone to make them cuter so that you don’t huck them into the woods when they just won’t shut up.
I’ve heard at least once and prolly more than once online that the notion that pheromone’s influence humans is a highly contested matter…
Fair enough; I have no idea. We’d like to think we are above our animal natures I’m sure.
My newborn is now 8 years old and I still think holding her is the greatest feeling in the world.
An orgasm, best if shared with someone you love. Highest rate of happy chemicals ever.
Second place goes to watching a campfire shortly after the sun goes down. So relaxing.
Getting into bed with socks on… and then taking 'em off
I strongly suspect that helps you get to sleep easier too. Like wearing your socks until bedtime and then getting that cooling in the extremities
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
Just kidding. I have no idea. Some would say love, I’ve been fortunate enough to have a caring family, but I’ve never known “true love” of another not from my family.
