I had a family member that was a traveling cow inseminator and he loved cows. I was at a steak house with him and asked why he is eating a giant steak for dinner if he loved cows so much. He kind of just shrugged and said “without the steak, I wouldn’t get to hang around cows all day”
Spending part of my summer with him was illuminating. I bet beef would be way less popular if people got a chance to pet a cow regularly. Very smart animals, at least emotionally smart.
No kidding. I travel a lot, and I make a point out of trying “weird” stuff. In Calabar (Nigeria) I tried dog, I would describe the taste kind of like sheep, but not quite.
I had a family member that was a traveling cow inseminator and he loved cows. I was at a steak house with him and asked why he is eating a giant steak for dinner if he loved cows so much. He kind of just shrugged and said “without the steak, I wouldn’t get to hang around cows all day”
Spending part of my summer with him was illuminating. I bet beef would be way less popular if people got a chance to pet a cow regularly. Very smart animals, at least emotionally smart.
I know what you meant, but the images this brings to mind…
Don’t shake that man’s hand.
Uhh sir that’s not how you’re supposed to inseminate them!
That sentence was a mental triple-take
He went on to say that the man loved cows. What’s not to get?
Well you’re not getting any baby cows that way, that’s for sure
This man had a dream, and tried to make it true. Can you blame him?
It’s a hell of a way to start a story!
I love both cows and dogs, and I grew up around both. And I’ve eaten both.
No kidding? How was dog?
No kidding. I travel a lot, and I make a point out of trying “weird” stuff. In Calabar (Nigeria) I tried dog, I would describe the taste kind of like sheep, but not quite.
Makes sense, really. Thanks for the response