The distro family trees are like different pantheons.
Distros are like individual gods. Community developers are priests and end-users are the commoners who pray for blessings, good fortune, and happy lives. Priests direct the prayers of commoners to their respective gods.
There is the Debian pantheon, ancient gods of peace and stillness.
The Arch pantheon, progressive gods that bring revolution along with a bit of chaos.
The Red Hat pantheon, gods tha- wtf am I writing?
Don’t be silly, the Linux community has never told me to hate someone just because they’re differen… Oh.
And besides, there’s no arcane practices or secret knowledg… Oh.
Carry on.
Idk why but I love this post haha
Who is Zeus
Depends on which distro has the most children.
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Debian as this old stoic lovable grandfather who, at the end of the day doesn’t want any drama and just sit in the corner and enjoy his days
What is Sid then?
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You are forgetting Knights Templar, Crusades, Inquisitions. Worth mentioning, all of these ended in failure.
Aren’t the Templars still kicking about? Or is that just in the conspiracy theories?
!unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org
this pretty much… i think. I still don’t fully grasp unix surrealism
Me neither, but I do enjoy it
Some evenings, when a piece of code I wrote compiles on the first try and it all seems so straightforward and simple, I feel blessed by the Spirit of the Machine.
All hail Saint Linus, the prophet of the only true kernel!
And saint IGNUcius of the church of emacs. May we recite our confession of faith:
There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
Linux from scratch is atheist?
LFS is a weird fundamentalist sect.
Faith without works is dead
Linux Distro from Scratch, LDS. 😜
No, mormon.
Of course not, they also need to pay tribute to our Lords and Saviors Richard Stallman and Linus Torvalds and make reverences to our supreme god Tux.
It’s just that they make all of that with extra steps.
The only good religion, I’d say.
The Arch pantheon, progressive gods that bring revolution along with a bit of chaos.
That’s Fedora, really, Arch did cool packaging and bailed
Arch or arch devs never told me to kill anyone because they’re not a white, straight and cis male using arch.
Therefore it’s not a real religion, as every religion needs to have murders without reason.
I already knew it basically was a religion, haha
Unconditional belief in OpenSuSE supremacy, Gut für Alle!
I mean, this place is filled with a bunch of missionaries asking if yove heard the good word of Linux on every Microsoft Windows post lol
God willing, everyone converts to linux soon
I’m not sure I’m capable of going back. Once your eyes are open to how much has been taken away from you…it’s like being a slave and running away to a free location.
Linus is God’s god.
With Linux you’re either in hell or in heaven. With Windows you’re in purgatory. /S
We do willingly summon daemons to inhabit our magic crystals.
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Can we change
systemctl starttosystemctl summonpls??It sounds like you want to bring Sorcerer Linux back.
The packages were kept in the Grimore and you cast spells to build, install, etc.
https://distrowatch.com/table-mobile.php?distribution=sorcerer
It was a very early source-based distro.
