With a substitution ratio of 65g of blood for one egg (approx. 58g), or 43g of blood for one egg white (approx. 33g)
How hungry are ya?
Now that would make some seriously odd cakes and cookies…
I mean, bright colors make things more cheerful, and red has more positive than negative symbolism attached to it. If you put a small amount of blood, you can have pink cookies, isn’t that lovely?
fuck that
does it have to be human blood? I know someone who can get me plenty of goat blood
You can use whatever you have on your hands!
Edit: this might be the best joke I’ve ever come up with
It’s not that weird. Take black pudding for example
Yeah, but black pudding is weird.
okay then, take morcilla sausage
Well that’s one way to boost your iron intake.
Mmmmm deviled blood.
Is this something… we really should know…?
Whose blood?
Whose blood, OP?
Facking Guuuuy!
Any homoglobin will do
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If you menstruate, it’s 100% free, just needs to be cleaned a little!
Scrambled Blood sounds interesting.
Honey, what’s wrong? You barely touched your bloodpancakes…
I mean you can, but your cake won’t rise. You should go review a quiche recipe online with "no stars. Made exactly according to directions except substituted 65g of blood for each egg. Terrible recipe, was awful "
Does quiche need to rise? Aren’t the egg whites in the filling and you only need them to set into a delicious binder for the cheese etc?
A quiche does rise a little, yes. But you are correct that it’s not like a souffle that has to really puff. Good quiche is so good.
The cake comment and recipe review comment two different thoughts though.
Come to think of it, I have seen blood broth soup on menu at some Vietnamese restaurants, so I guess it is used sometimes in foods.
I’m good, thanks… ((Nervous laughter))
Substitute for what, protein?
Milk is just filtered blood. And eggs are just chicken periods…
Very insightful. On an unrelated note, I’m off to the store to get some vegetables.
Elaborate on “milk is just filtered blood”, because the breast is not a kidney. This doesn’t jive with what I’ve learned about physiology. Lactocytes synthesize milk proteins such as lactalbumin and casein, they aren’t filtered out of the bloodstream.
I’d argue eggs aren’t chicken periods either, it’s not their endometrial lining.
Being no expert in the field at all, I’ll post links that seem to contradict each other. In some circles, people seem to agree that basically all bodily fluids are either blood or a filtered derivative of blood. Others say this is not the case…
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NcsGpDFKCgY
https://www.chefsresource.com/is-milk-filtered-blood/
And those that say eggs are chicken periods aren’t quite correct, but it definitely relates to their reproductive cycle…
Eggs. I thought about changing the title to “You can substitute Eggs with blood” but that also sounded awkward.
Then I realized I’m what’s awkward.
“Substitute X for Y” meaning removing Y and adding X is super weird to me. I always have to use a conscious effort not to interpret that as removing X and adding Y.
I don’t think I got the measurements rift, I gor hyrdvj hgdcvhj jijgtfdccvvvv:vcvvcvvvvvvv?
Hope you got to the hospital. That looks like a nasty stroke.
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