But have you considered… snilk?

I give up on gaming and am leaving to become a mountain hermit.

Plot twist, the dragon accepts your challenge and destroys you with 800 years worth of yo mama jokes.

4¾-D chess.

Does it protect them from Ice Storm? No? Good.

That explains why they voted for Trump and had a hit list of Democrat politicians and lawmakers.

That kid is ready to join the Legion.

What do they even do besides providing a website and payment system?

TIL that Georgia also has a DeKalb County. We’ve got one in IL.

What could possibly go right?

No they’ll sell it for 50x what an annual treatment regimen costs. That way they can grind down the desperate and still profit off the rich.

Well that’ll never happen - not when the drug companies can sell $2000 a month or die medication to the inflicted for the rest of their lives.

All it takes to change Toddler Trump’s mind is to be male, white, tall, loud, and rich. If you’re the most of all those things, he’s your bitch. That’s why Elon failed in the end; he’s not most of those, let alone all of them.

And his ghoul squad.

Smart appliances are so pointless. Does my toaster make toast? Yes? Then why the hell does it need WiFi access!?

When you’re gf doesn’t know where to eat and shoots down every restaurant in the tri-state area.

Jon Stewart talked about him; apparently he’s a straight up psychopath.

NGL, it would be great if they could make it work and go fuck off into international waters. Unrelated, but did you know that if you put big enough holes in a ship it’ll sink?

I don’t think he’d even stop to consider the parasites before cooking up a trash panda or possum.

So the 69,420 joke was on purpose? Dang that’s a long walk for a stupid joke lol