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Understandable, the trouble to find a picture online of a real penis.
You get it. Now imagine how flushed with embarrassment I was having to scroll through page after page after page of juicy cock photos trying to find just the right one.
Uh, you have safe search set to moderate. You’ll need to turn that off altogether if you really want to see actual penises.
Oh, right.
One day we will develop POIP technology, but, alas.
Banana: how to thicken penis
This seems unlikely, I believe they were going for a salt shaker into the mouth
My mind must just be in the gutter. But still, you have to admit it does kind of look like she’s doing you-know-what!
Sorry I think I dropped the sarcasm a little too subtlety lol
One of us did. :) I was just continuing the bit, amusing myself at the idea of being too timid to even reference a blowjob after painstakingly Photoshopping and posting a photo of a throbbing, veiny dildo that somehow looks more real than my actual penis.
It looked so real the mods removed it.
It really did. If they’re anything like me, it made them deeply insecure and they didn’t want to confront it any longer (heh).
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That’s too much dry spaghetti at once what the fuck are you doing
Nah, that looks about right. It’s hard to tell how much it is when it’s dry.
Oh, shit. I made way too much pasta again.
That’s why you full your mouth with boiling water, duh.
You are not the Spaghetti Overlord. The people will sphagett as they please.
I’ll have you know that I am the king of spaghetti by birthright and you shall relinquish all of your noodles to me posthaste
No God’s! No Pasta Masters!
Spaghetti derives from the consent of the people.
Please make a version with Elon Musk
New Luigis Mansion just dropped
Mandela catalog twitter be like: Intruder
I upvoted this and love the energy, but I have no idea what it means.
Its a horror series https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkk6ZuwrqcsG1CFuI_kjfOVPunfuJEHwj
This one is gold
i feel like if i understood anything about this it would be less funny
It’s the Poltergust–the weapon from Luigi’s mansion. I figured it was more subtle than having her stab him in the head.
She isn’t holding a thing.
She is holding her open, empty hand, and she is looking up to you, and she says: “…yes, really, that big. Now look at you. Can you see why I just am a little disappointed?”
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thank you David. everyone else can go home now
Not the kind of sidetalkin we wanted
I was hoping for the Bee Movie script.
I am in middle school again
Thanks Mr Skeletal!
It’s noot noot, not doot doot. Lol
Found the secret penguin.
Yes!
Congratulations, you are wrong!
Thank, Mr. Skeltal!
I was making a penguin reference… :(
Long lips 👄
It would have cost you zero dollars to not make this and yet here we are
It’s not something I would personally want to drink, but to each their own I guess 🤷♂️
Not the doo doo feces!
May I offer you a delicious pickle, in these trying times?
Idk, feel like I would prefer it in a sandwich. A sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it.
You will get only pickle.
Misbehavin’
A plank. She is obviously working at a military construction site
Why’s she sniffing the flashlight?
To see if she has a yeast infection.
It looks like she’s muttering “Newman!” like Seinfeld.
What did I tell you about sniffing my flashlights? I can’t take your shit anymore, Rachel.
Electric toothbrush? Nope, can’t draw that. :(
