A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.
Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky “We… we… I… found-” before Glassgow cuts her off.
“Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan.”
Bridge collapse
Struck by railgun fire.
I am very satisfied with this outcome
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
Ouch…
Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn’t filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
Hmmm. I dunno.
Oh this is an easy one
I died doing what I loved, making art.
At least I’ll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
Painfully, I’d assume
I guess I’m not growing old
He died doing what he loved!
In an accident.
