I really think we’re at a momentary historical nadir of maritime piracy. One of the big things that’s going to happen as climate change fucks us is that satellite images are going to get less reliable.
Things like not-super-deep submarines are going to get easier, unmanned drones are already feasible at a municipal scale, and the technologies that have allowed statist navies to dominate the seas are already falling out of the meta in modern war.
Personally, I’d have moved onto submarines. Just sneak up underneath a ship, cut a hole in the bottom and steal the containers without anyone ever noticing you. 😌
If this is a serious question… There is an infinitesimal chance of puncturing a vessel of that size while underneath it to plunder its hold’s contents via the same hole — especially at the aforementioned tech level of the time.
Even if you could avoid detection in the process of completing the hole, anyone sent through to retrieve the loot would be crushed in transit and arrive aboard as some variation of a frothed bio jam — with or without the membrane that otherwise held them more or less together up until that point in their presumably harebrained life.
Hey, the exodus from that other place brought sufficient halfwits with it to promote an SOP of clarification, etc , if only for their effect on the overall atmosphere here. Minor as it may be, it’s a risk worth considering — and the ol’ benefit of the doubt is a viable tool, per yoozj. 🫠
Traditional. I mean when was the last time you even saw an armed sloop, much less a galleon?
I really think we’re at a momentary historical nadir of maritime piracy. One of the big things that’s going to happen as climate change fucks us is that satellite images are going to get less reliable.
Things like not-super-deep submarines are going to get easier, unmanned drones are already feasible at a municipal scale, and the technologies that have allowed statist navies to dominate the seas are already falling out of the meta in modern war.
I think the pirates’ve got this.
Personally, I’d have moved onto submarines. Just sneak up underneath a ship, cut a hole in the bottom and steal the containers without anyone ever noticing you. 😌
That’s…
That’s not how buoyancy works at all. 😅
Are you suggesting they would be more worried about the containers being stolen than their boat sinking from the giant hole in the bottom?
If this is a serious question… There is an infinitesimal chance of puncturing a vessel of that size while underneath it to plunder its hold’s contents via the same hole — especially at the aforementioned tech level of the time.
Even if you could avoid detection in the process of completing the hole, anyone sent through to retrieve the loot would be crushed in transit and arrive aboard as some variation of a frothed bio jam — with or without the membrane that otherwise held them more or less together up until that point in their presumably harebrained life.
I’m talking about pirating goods with a submarine that can cut holes in the bottom of ships.
Of course I am 100% serious. /s
Hey, the exodus from that other place brought sufficient halfwits with it to promote an SOP of clarification, etc , if only for their effect on the overall atmosphere here. Minor as it may be, it’s a risk worth considering — and the ol’ benefit of the doubt is a viable tool, per yoozj. 🫠
I always appreciate actual facts, regardless of whether or not it goes with the joking around. As long as it’s not presented in a dickish manner. 😊
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