These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.

Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.

My eyes are very sensitive to light, so I’ve been using “Men in Black” - style wraparound sunglasses since the late 90’s.

I am a dad, but pretty much as far from conservative one can be. Where I live conservative dads do not tend to use these at all.

Make sure to get the kind without colored reflections. Mirrored might work, if you’re fit. Dark tinted is your best bet.

I think this is more of a geographic problem than a fashion problem.

Julbo cycling glasses. They’re also the best tint changing lens out there, but pricey, very pricey. They’ll look sport-dorky, which is it’s own weird vibe. I have these (got them on big sale) for cycling, hiking, and mountaineering. They have a non “cover” version that’s more normal looking, too.

https://julbo.us/products/ultimate-cover-glacier-sunglasses?pr_prod_strat=pinned&pr_rec_id=0412ce9b5&pr_rec_pid=8073549906206&pr_ref_pid=8073549840670&pr_seq=uniform&variant=49502214455582

wear thick linens and shaggy hair with beaded necklaces and you’ll look more like a “guy who wont give his name” than any particular affiliation

I wear these Ray-Bans with Costco’s transition driveway lenses.

No.

The old man sunglasses from the 90s that go over your prescription glasses

Just don’t wear them with a red hat.

No

Just wear em but then don’t be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you’re an asshole and try to talk to you like you’re one of them.

My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he’s racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.