I can ask a girl if she’s from Tennessee because she’s the only 10 I see, but are there any other state or country themed pickup lines?
Not a quick one, but when I first met a girl I liked once, I’d say “damn your hair looks beautiful today”. Or, another day “wow, your dress is really beautiful”.
What I was really saying is, “you are beautiful”.
She knew it.
Didn’t take too long. We both became available.
Made the move.
Married her in time!
Cheesy can do it. So can subtle.
“Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten I see”
Are you from California? Cause Girll I’d fornicate with ya
Are you from New Jersey? Everything is legal in New Jersey.
Edit: it sounds way creepier than I intended.
That’s better than trying “Are you of legal age? Because your a 10 to me”
Yeah, and I was just making a Hamilton joke.
Yes but that’s what makes it better and or worse
Does my penis shaped potato boat remind you of the United States? Cuz it’s a dick tater ship.
Are you from Alabama? Cause you’re like a brother/sister to me
“Are you from Mississippi? ‘Cause you’re the only miss whose piss I’d sippy”
“You must be from Iowa the way you’ve got me making these corny jokes”
“Are you from Georgia? ‘Cause you’re a peach!”
Hey, y’all from Oklahoma? 'Cause yer pretty OK.
Are you from Wyoming? Because you’ve got some grand tetons!
“Oh hi hoe.”
Pretty unhinged but:
“Girl, are you from Mississippi? Cause you’re the only missus I’d pee on.”
Also bottom of the barrel but if you were to say it with a little spice, any state with two parts can be erotic.
“I want to New your York” or “I would North/South your Dakota” etc.
Are you from Florida? Because I want you on the floor… duh
Iowa- Something something “I owe a” few hours of my evening for a dinner date… you and me. Didn’t come up with how to open the convo to get there but it works.
